To the art of picking up chicks and ignoring them later to watch sports with me. 

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Here’s to me adjusting myself anywhere, anytime.

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Here’s to kissing the ass of obscurity.

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Here’s to having a job as a stay-at-home son that pays in hugs. 

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Happy pay your tab day! You know, where you pay for the drinks you don’t remember buying? 

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Here’s to our health — perfectly in line with the average frat boy. 

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Congratulations on earning your degree from Angry White Guy University. 

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Here’s to looking like a hundred bucks. 

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Here’s to you earning your degree! Now take out the trash. 

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Congratulations on winning your case that you’re always right.

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